Thanks for dropping by, it isn't everyday someone decides they want to see what I do with enough conviction to click past the homepage. So feel glad, you are one of the few to have ever read these sacred pixels which will bestow upon you knowledge of invaluable... ummm value.

I debated even having this page. I mean I gave you everything you needed to contact me when we first met, it's at the bottom of the page, but after researching it a bit I found that almost every portfolio had one of these. Usually it had a picture or two of the person. I guess I could put one here but I would rather not. Don't get me wrong, I do love a good photo shoot, but there is just something so depressing about setting up a tripod alone at home trying to arrange my various desk lamps into casting the appropriate light upon my glorious visage. Anyways, I think typing it out is a much better way to get to know me, words say so much more than pictures despite that saying claiming otherwise.